Thursday, January 4, 2007

Let's Talk About Sex Baby

SEX.

Sumthing which many of us shy away from asking or discussing openly. Perhaps it's our upbringing. Our conservative nature. Our values. Sex should be discussed openly. It helps to prevent misconception and misunderstanding.

Let me ask u all a question. How did u all FIRST find out that the act of sex involves inserting a male private part (also known as penis, cock, dick) into a female private part (this is called a vagina, pussy)? Books? Biology class? Watching porn? Hearsay? My blog? Many people find out the method differently.

But think about it. Do u think u know how it is done if u've not been told or knew about it? Would you have thought of the method? Some people say we will know it naturally and by instinct. How? By dreams? Perhaps. That could at least give u an idea to start with. But wat if u dun even dream about it at all.....? Later put in wrong 'hole' how? Haha!!

I'm the kind of person who can talk about anything under the sun. Perhaps due to this some of my friends say i Pervert lah, Sex maniac lah, Dirty minded lah.... Yeah yeah... wadever... They probably got the idea when they have a conversation with me coz every word which comes out of my mouth seems to refer to sex. I dunno who is more pervert. The person who tink it that way or just me. In fact, i wasn't referring to sex in the first place. Looks like u people have better sexual imagination than me leh... Haha! U bunch of perverts!

Sex also brings out the nature of people. Some innocent. Some act innocent. Heck! I even knew a mother of one who says she dun know about all these things! Yeah rite! 'Bedek' onli. Who u trying to fool? Got child orledi still dun noe about all these things. Dunno i can teach you. I'm a qualified Sex Instructor. First lesson Free!! Hurry! Before offer never ends! Hahaha!

Trying to lie to liar. Trying to cheat a cheater. Hahaha! Of course there are those who realli innocent one. But at least they do know how the act is being done...

Sex also makes the best jokes. Why? Becoz everybody can relate to them. Doesn't matter ur from which country. It's a common international topic.

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm...was ur previous "USTAZ" the one wt 10 wives??

Ummihana said...

Haa Haa...kalau I let my gals read this blog, apa diorang punya perception lak...Agree with everlast.

Khairul said...

Isshh...! After readin this, sure ur gals won't ask anymore. Haha!!