The Birthday Present

Some of my friends know that i have a lot of jokes in hand but they are mostly in Malay. They even asked me to translate it to English. Not easy leh actually. Some jokes sounds funnier in a certain languange. However, not wanting to dissapoint them, i translate one for you all to read. I hope you enjoy it.


Ah Boy wants to buy a birthday present for his new girlfriend, Ah Girl. So he asked his niece to accompany him to go shopping at Tangs.

As Ah Boy and Ah Girl has only been together for just a month, Ah Boy decided to buy a black hat made of cloth so as to not to look too serious.

His niece however bought a lacy flowery black underwear because Tangs was having a sale that day. While paying, the cashier made a mistake by exchanging the box for the black hat with his niece black lacy underwear!

After paying, Ah Boy then went to the gift-wrapping section to get it wrapped without checking it's contents first. He then returned home and wrote a letter for Ah Girl and posted the present with the wrong contents...

The letter sounds like this (please mind his English lah hor):


For my beloved Ah Girl,

I buy this present because you never wear when we go 'pak tor' and you always complain very hot. If not for my niece, i want to buy more transparent one so that if u sweat, it will not be so damp. But my niece wear the one with the flower very nice leh.

I chose black color so that it will not look dirty. The salesgirl showed me hers and 1 week never wash. Looks Ok leh. I asked the salesgirl to try it on because her size same as you.

Wah! Very nice leh. I hope you like this present because i think it fits you well. Cannot wait leh to see you wear in front of me. I hope you will wear it when we go out this weekend.

Love always,
Ah Boy
xxxoooxxxoo


P.S : When u want to wear it, i saw the latest style is to fold the front and let a little bit of hair to come out.