Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

1. Can you cry under water?
2. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
4. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
5. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
6. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
7. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
8. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
10. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
11. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
12. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
13. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
14. What is North of the North Pole?
15. What do you call male ballerinas?
16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
17. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?