Have you ever tried to terminate your mobile phone line only to end up being persuaded by the phone company to stay with them? They usually will offer you more attractive perks compared to what you are currently having based on your plan. More talktime, more sms, more mms, lower subscription rates are just some of the 'carrots' which they offer. Wah lau eh! Early early dun want to offer. Now when people want to terminate den say all these.
I find it quite irritating and annoying. Anyway, in case you want to terminate your lines, here are a few excuses which might work to prevent them from talking more...
1) Say that u are moving to another planet. Over there no need handphone.
2) Radio waves from handphones are ruining ur brain and u tend to be forgetful. After that say "Who do you want to speak to?"
3) There is a voice in your head saying that technology is evil and u dun want to have anything to do with handphones or any forms of gadgets.
4) Connecting two empty milk cans with a thread or rope does the trick already so no need handphones anymore. Want more bass? Use MILO tins.
And if the above fails, you can instead make a deal with them saying that you will DEFINITELY STAY WITH THEM UNTIL YOU DIE provided they can fulfill ur 5 wishes:
1) Give unlimited incoming and outgoing calls all day to wherever,
2) Unlimited smses and mms
3) No monthly subscriptions
4) They pay u instead when u make a call.
5) The above applies to ur brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents, friends, relatives and everybody who knows u. Haha!
Aniwae, just tell them ur migrating and that should do the trick. ;-)
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