Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?

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Perhaps some of you may have received calls on your mobile phone from persons unknown telling you that you have won something or to join a certain club/membership. I recently received these type of calls. Dunno how the hell they can get my number! But this one is kinda special lah.

I was at work when i received the call. I was in a meeting some more! (i busy man mah). The conversation goes like this:

Phone rings

Me: Hello?

Woman: Hello, can i speak to Jimmy?

Me: Who?

Woman: Jimmy

Me: Sorry. You've got the wrong number (i very polite when answering calls. Some just say wrong number and put down the phone)

Woman: Oh.. This is not Jimmy? (at this point of time she's either dumb, stupid or dun understand Engrish. Some more never say sorlee!)

Me: No (duh!)

Woman: Anyway, have you ever heard of the hotel membership bla... bla... bla.. (Nah Bey! got wrong person still can continue talking to me!)

Me: Sorry. I'm quite busy at the moment. I'm in a meeting right now.

Woman: Oh ok. Is it ok if i call u later... perhaps in half an hours time?

Me: Ok (play along lah)

Woman: Who am i speaking to? (now then ask!)

Me: This is Tom Cruise

Woman: (puts down phone)

Me: (???)

Lan Jiao! Just becoz i say my name Tom Cruise don't want to talk to me is it? Wat kind of attitude is this? Want to make business or not??!! Fuck lah!! Haha!


P.S: To the woman who called me. This Tom Cruise is still waiting for your call. Dun make me wait until my next movie come out hor!