School Bus

Got this from a friend thru an email...

Pre-school children were asked the following question:

In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?

Look carefully at the picture.

Do you know the answer? The only possible answers are "left" or "right."

Think about it. Still don't know? Okay, I'll tell you.

The pre-schoolers all answered "right"

When asked:

Why do you think the bus is traveling in the right direction?

They answered:

Because you can't see the door.

Free 'n Easy

FREE.

This word is the most overused, misused and underated word when it comes to work. How come people always say...

Eh, free ah?

And that to be 'free' is.... WRONG!? Wa lau eh! Ur telling me u cannot be free at work? R u mad?

And wat does busy realli means? If u say that you are busy but still can afford to have small talk, go for a tea break or check ur mail at Yahoo or MSN at work that ur one BIG fat liar. Some can even say...

Wah... so free... Can keep two blogs some more....(fyi, i've decided to close one of my blogs. Haiz.... the things i do for my fans...).

Busy to me means you dun have time to do the things i have just mentioned.

And there are those who cannot see u free one. Dunno why. It's like they are not happy that you are not as busy as them. How come people never consider other issues or view it at a different angle? I'm free but ur busy. I earn less but u earn more. Wanna complain? In that case why not i work in your position and level and u dun work. Want? If not, just shut the F***' Up!

Life, my dear friends, is a balance no matter how much u may disagree with me. Things that are of my disadvantage may be of your advantage. U just don't see it because u refuse to see it or acknowledge it. We often compare ourselves to those who are better off than us but never compare with those who are less fortunate. The secret to contentment is to practise the latter.

Some people have a car, a big house or a maid. Why compare with them when you dun have one? They may yearn for a child which u have or suffering from some life threatening health problems which you dun have. Did u ever consider that factor? Comparison should be used only as a form of encouragement for us to strive for what others might have. But remember! As i said earlier. Life is a balance.

My younger bro once said to the family...

I may be the shortest in the family but I have the best body among all.

Good for him i say. I totally agree. At least he realises his strengths and not just his weakness. And so, i also gave a comparison to him...

I may be the one with the most pimples in the family but i'm the most handsome.

Bwahahaha!! Case closed.

X-ray Vision

Every year my company would sent all its staffs for a yearly medical checkup. U noe lah hor.. The usual... Take blood lah... take urine sample lah... take sperm sample lah... heheh, just kidding.

Then u have to go for an ECG (the thing where they paste u with so many wires to see how ur heart is) and an x-ray. At the end of the day, u'll get a report of ur health condition and a film of an x-ray of ur chest.

Now, wat the hell am i supposed to do with my chest x-ray!!?? Give me for wat? Can see only bones!! So damn big some more! Send to photo shop to develope? Go Ikea and buy a frame to hang on the wall? Crazy leh! I've got 5 of them! All the same! What da fish!

If there's sumthing wrong, OK fine. U can use it perhaps for reference or referral. But if ur OK there's nothing much else to do rite?! I think people nowadays need to go and have an x-ray of their brain instead to make sure things are OK up there.

Bwahahaha!!

Never Say Goodbye

You've probably heard of the saying,

Such a small world.

Such a saying arises when people bump into someone they once knew where distance should have been limiting a chance of such a thing from happening. Be it in the same country or overseas.

I often bump into my national service friend every now and then. In a year i think got at least 5 times! At shopping center lah.. coffee shop lah... toilet lah... It's amazing such a thing could have happened as we were not in contact anymore after our NS.

On the other hand i have a school friend who used to live 3 levels above my unit. U might think we often bump into each other quite often. Well, it doesn't happen that way. In fact, we never meet at our block at all! We usually meet at friends wedding or gatherings away from our living area.

Live far always meet. Live near never meet. Funny leh...

There's always a possibility of bumping into someone we have separated with. Chances are slim but not impossible. Of course we don't usually bump into everybody we once knew.

Mostly, unfortunately, we never meet at all ever since the last goodbye.