tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-317445762012-02-18T20:26:38.385+08:00"I'm not dirty minded. Just sexually creative."Khairulnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1831100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-23347120304343379022008-03-18T12:21:00.002+08:002008-03-18T12:23:48.063+08:00

surveys - Take Our Poll

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-56738399217190388512007-07-20T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-19T23:02:38.727+08:00

Well waddaya noe!It has been exactly a year since this blog was started!And for those who have been reading it from Day 1 would probably remember that i started out on a sad note with the 'death' of my MP3 player (see 'A Close Friend Passed Away').This blog is actually an experimental one. A place where I could try my hand at writing. To see whether writing was in my groove.And to mark the 1st

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-79322347368244404342007-07-19T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-18T22:10:58.107+08:00

Kor-kor dun write much about a person in particular in my blog.Why?Probably because kor-kor dun see the need to. I'd rather write about human stupidity! That's more entertaining. Aniwae, who wants to read kor-kor's boring life rite?But today, kor-kor is going to do sumthing different. Kor-kor gonna write about someone. (background : What!? Really!? Yeah rite!! Am i reading this right!!?) Someone

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-15302950461342586422007-07-18T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-17T20:06:13.595+08:00

Tanjong Katong Secondary Technical School or TKTech for short, is a school which i attended for almost 14 years ago. The school has since dropped the word 'Technical' right after my 'O' levels somewhere in 1993 and has shifted to a new place in Haig Road.Tanjong Katong Road was where this school was originally located. Was passing through there one day and it has become some eating outlet! Aiyoh!

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-68748591098506486002007-07-17T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-16T22:21:39.752+08:00

Is it just kor-kor or is kor-kor hot? The surrounding i mean. (of course kor-kor is HOT lah. that one fact mah. haha!)Seems like global warming is starting to affect the temperature these days. Try standing under the sun in the middle of the day and u'll know wat i mean. It's really hot!And who to blame for all this?US!Yes. Us!Why?!Coz we pollute the earth by burning fossil fuels (coal, oil) in

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-54694351041704977702007-07-16T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-15T22:47:47.976+08:00

Aviaphobia/Aerophobia : The fear of flyingAs promised, the continuation...Why reduce the power after take-off?There are basically two basic reasons.Firstly, there are noise laws for countries. Blasting an aeroplane engine full max is deafening you know! Even the people at the runway wear ear protectors. So you can imagine the noise levels where airports are situated in built-up areas. That is why

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-12207785267817819902007-07-14T09:00:00.001+08:002007-07-14T11:19:17.404+08:00

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-75614667610148641392007-07-13T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-13T07:48:43.173+08:00

Humans are very weird and strange. They would pay to get frightened!It can be watching a horror movie or go for a spin in those type of rides in amusement parks. As an added bonus, u might even throw out some of the food u've eaten. Bueeek!! Haha!!I always loved rollercoasters. Whenever i have the chance i usually would go for it even though it may just be a small simple one.Yes, i noe it's cheap

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-18464975934520674462007-07-12T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-12T07:42:08.126+08:00

They say when ur angry, u dun mean the things u say.I dun really agree with that saying. Perhaps people say it so that the one being scolded will not feel so bad. It's a form of console. To prevent one from feeling hurt.All of u sure have been angry with someone or have been scolded in ur life. Nasty things can come out of the mouth at that time.To me, when a person is angry and says all those

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-91023107603809619092007-07-11T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-10T18:48:46.932+08:00

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-8129007491968270782007-07-10T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-10T03:08:13.003+08:00

Aviaphobia/Aerophobia : The fear of flyingSome of us have a fear of flying in an aeroplane. Most of the time, people dun show it. Paiseh i guess. Must act brave mah. The fact that you are likely to be involved in a car crash compared to an aeroplane doesn't really help actually. Statistics is nothing.Actually, this fear is a kind of phobia associated with some kind of anxiety. The “fear” of

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-56405609841220986552007-07-09T09:00:00.001+08:002007-07-09T10:10:32.223+08:00

A couple of weeks ago kor-kor posted a poll to find out how often people read kor-kor's blog.2 assumptions can be derived from the results.It could be people are not interested in polls nowadays or people dun take kor-kor seriously. I wonder which one is correct?It's difficult for people to take kor-kor seriously. Kor-kor knows that. Perhaps kor-kor likes to joke a lot and make a lot of nonsense.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-6271439099747606412007-07-08T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-09T10:08:25.847+08:00

Smart kids or too smart?

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-5383748416812765242007-07-05T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-05T11:34:26.664+08:00

Kor-kor finally get to catch Transformers at the cinemas. The second movie watched at a cinema for this year. (movie tix are so damn expensive these days)For those who intend to watch, stop reading this post as there are spoilers ahead.I've heard many different feedback from those who have watched the movie. Some say funny lah. Some say draggy lah. Some say good lah.U ask 10 persons u'll get 10

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-65513745433655164202007-07-04T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-04T10:40:21.736+08:00

Today, kor-kor will talk about one of kor-kor favourite things.Breasts. Yes, breasts. (lumps, boobs, bossoms, neh-neh, tetek, or whatever u call it). Now, there are people, especially women who wonder if the size of their breasts really matter to men. So does size really matter? If you want to know, then continue reading. If dun want to know, that one ur own pasal! Go and fly kite. Yes. MOST men

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-53077252169712696472007-07-02T12:32:00.000+08:002007-07-02T12:42:03.126+08:00

youth [ yooth ] Definition: time when somebody is young: the period of human life between childhood and maturity; time of being young: the state of being young; young man: a boy or young man in his teens or early twenties; early stage: an early stage of something; geology erosion stage: the first stage in landscape formation in which fast-flowing streams travel down steep mountain valley

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-52586011091549710632007-07-02T09:00:00.000+08:002007-07-02T11:22:37.371+08:00

The government is really stepping up on it's effort to stamp out Aedes mosquitoes. Though they have been doing it every year, this year seems to be more active with tougher enforcement.We've seen advertisements on TV and newspapers on how to prevent Aedes mosquitoes from breeding at out homes. But many may not really understand on this whole dengue thinghy. I mean, if u do not understand the '

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-46248195557708392222007-06-29T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-29T10:02:35.531+08:00

When i was small, i used to think that there were little men inside of radios and televisions. I bet some of you think of the same way too. I guess we are too young to understand how things work back then.Funny thing is, someone used this thinking and turned it into an eye catching and interesting advertisement. Take a look at the pics below...It's amazing how absurdity can be turned into

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-30038783564643784362007-06-27T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-27T19:21:46.807+08:00

I guess most girlfriends or wives don't like it when their Man look at other woman. Am i correct?Well, today, kor-kor will tell u why we men look at women.There are 2 short answers and 1 long answer. Which one u all want to hear first?Kor-kor give u long answer first k:If men do not look at women, do u think they would have looked at u in the first place? Do u tink u would have been noticed? Do u

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-54940442560952185472007-06-26T12:16:00.000+08:002007-06-26T12:46:51.799+08:00

Today kor-kor need to ask a favour from those who read kor-kor's blog. Kor-kor would like to know how often you all read it. It's just a preliminary study on readership levels.So, kor-kor hope you all can coorperate in making this study as accurate as possible.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-40601318430506663282007-06-25T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-25T12:07:55.498+08:00

Hello.For some it's a friendly gesture. A way of breaking the ice. To start off a conversation. A way to answer the telephone.But the wrong tone could turn out to do more harm than good.I had experienced many times which i consider 'Hello' to be rude. I dunno. It's just how i feel. And perhaps many others do. In particular, security personnel. I dun tink it should be used at all because not

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-67426367470458421892007-06-22T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-22T09:53:36.275+08:00

Give it a try.... Magic? Nah!! It's just maths and logic.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-84430241594969520882007-06-20T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-19T21:39:56.507+08:00

I don't noe about u all but i luuuuurrrrrrve to sleep on my sofa. Dunno why leh? Be it during the day or at night, there is a tendency to fall asleep there. Kinda strange. It's like sofa's got magical power one.If u ask me, a sofa is not as wide or big as a bed. Got no pillows. No blankets. No comforters. Cannot roll much. But still got people want to sleep there!Is it because people love to

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-22442462526204380022007-06-18T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-25T10:45:13.423+08:00

Ooohh... Can't wait till the Transformers movies comes out.The Transformers has always been one of my favourite childhood cartoons. Their main form of attraction is basically the ability to transform from vehicles into robots.And that results sumthing like a two-in-one kind of thinghy. The toys make up as two different items. Fun is doubled so to speak.The concept of transformation has long been

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-90489783420410774152007-06-15T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-25T06:16:47.983+08:00

Today, kor-kor will talk about one of the most popular 4 letter word in the world.FUCKYes. Fuck.This word is generally considered as offensive, literally to engage in sexual contact.But it is unsure if this word is considered vulgar in the first place and if not, when it first started to be considered vulgar. Heck! It's actually just another way of saying to have sex!The origins of the word fuck

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-71417157680290479652007-06-13T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-14T01:24:27.546+08:00

I love watching cooking/eating shows. I'm not much of a foodie but i just love watching them. And i also love watching travel shows. Having to see other people's country interest me.Now, there are many shows on TV with the same genre which i have just mentioned. 'The Naked Chef', 'Lonely Planet 8 Degrees' and 'Globe Trekker' are just some of them.But now, somebody really hit the note right.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-88981308004483874482007-06-11T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-10T19:29:28.745+08:00

We all dream.And there are many kinds of dreams. Happy, sad, frightening, upsetting and my personal and all-time favourite, WET dreams! Haha!Why do we dreams? Well, there are many reasons why we dream as explained by Science. But I'm not going to talk about that. I'm a PSYCHOlogist, not a scientist!The funny thing about dream is, we could be in any situation or place right in the middle of

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-26634133571055342622007-06-08T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-07T21:29:45.798+08:00

Ok. How many of you all enjoyed playing wif bubble wraps? U noe. Those plastic bags with small bubbles used to protect fragile products. Can be quite addictive i tell u.Well, if u can't get enough of them, u can try bursting the computer version below. Have fun! (n make sure u turn ur speakers on)

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-88549265075922303602007-06-06T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-06T11:01:21.203+08:00

Clothes usually come with instructions on how to wash it. These instructions can be found on the underside of the clothes tag or by itself.Depending on the material of the clothes, these instructions explains on the type of detergent to use, whether to soak it or not, the washing temperature as well as the ironing temperature. Following these instructions will help to prolong the life of the

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-5134992018350977362007-06-04T09:00:00.000+08:002007-06-04T09:47:03.417+08:00

Most companies have websites to cater to the customers on the internet.And in case you need to ask any questions, online feedback forms are provided to send in your request.I once wrote to two companies and up till now have not gotten any reply. One was a pet shop and the other was a plant shop. Why include a feedback form when you won't reply to it?! What's the purpose then?It's like having a

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-38330887921725074192007-06-02T15:28:00.000+08:002007-06-04T09:14:04.269+08:00

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.So, can any gals pleeeeeeese tell me what is so hot about this guy in Prison Break?3 out of 4 gals i ask find this guy sooooooooooooo hot.He handsome meh?Is it becoz he is botak?Is it becoz of the tattoos?Is it becoz of his bad boy look?If the above is true, does that mean a majority if gals love guys who look bad?Has the world gone MAD??!!I'm

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-78700649395785915842007-05-30T09:00:00.000+08:002007-05-29T21:49:28.661+08:00

Today, kor-kor will talk about CDs.Yup, some of you all sure have them at home. Not only CDs but VCDs and DVDs oso.Don't you just hate it when ur CD/VCD/DVD get scratches?Songs will skip, videos will jitter and worst case is that it is completely unrecognized by the player!What a bummer!And there are shops which sells special stuffs to remove those scratches.But in case ur on a tight budget,

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-62556052490159617582007-05-28T09:00:00.000+08:002007-05-27T22:47:35.967+08:00

Yes. It's here again.The GSS (Great Singapore Sale) has started and will continue until the 22 of July.The STB (Singapore Tourism Board) is expecting a 5% increase from the 1.7 million visitors during last year's GSS sale. Organizers are also targeting that this year's event will generate S$5.2 billion.Wow! Wished i had that much money. At least i dun have to write a blog. Haha!Aniwae, shops

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-82459011373464496952007-05-26T10:00:00.000+08:002007-05-26T10:08:56.609+08:00

It's Hard To Find A Good Employee. I guess this sentence is very common among bosses who are looking for that perfect candidate as a worker.I'm not a boss so i don't know about all this lah.But my guess is that every boss wishes that his workers would have the following qualities:HardworkingNot care about salaryWilling to 'die' for the companyNot taking any unnecessary tea breaks or 'eat snakes'.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-20142113520781019372007-05-22T09:00:00.000+08:002007-05-24T09:35:00.060+08:00

I love reading comics and play with toys so why not combine them right?ATTENTION AANDACHT 注意 ATTENZIONE 주의The following comic is not suitable for children and adults who pretend to be innocent.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-78537917656861062852007-05-21T09:00:00.000+08:002007-05-20T11:26:13.875+08:00

My company (actualli not mine lah, i just work there) held a staff sale some time back where items such as Plasma TVs and DVD recorders were slashed to as low as $1500 and $200 respectively.Of course everybody was in a frenzy as items which were sold at a high price in the streets are available at a discounted price.These items were snapped up within minutes!The only catch was that the items were

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-31449148547268943912007-05-17T09:00:00.000+08:002007-05-16T22:48:37.446+08:00

Look at the picture below.Looks harmless don't u tink? Shows a picture of people by the pool enjoyin themselves. Although such a scene may not be so common for us here.Kinda reminded of the oral exams back in primary school where one has to describe a picture.But then....Different people see things differently. Sometimes our eyes play tricks on us. And this picture is no different.Dunno what i

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-37316341635557816222007-05-14T10:00:00.000+08:002007-05-14T10:08:47.949+08:00

Answer me this question: How Do You Define A Friend?It seems to be a very simple and straight forward question but your answers are bound to include some 'grey' areas and countless possibilities.What is the basis on considering someone as a friend?Is a friend someone whom you have met up personally? How 'bout other people whom u have never met but interacted over the internet at chat talks or

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-44851460098610128502007-05-11T09:06:00.000+08:002007-05-12T16:50:18.371+08:00

Now, these things are starting to piss me off. At first oklah. But then, it keeps coming and coming. Who or what am i referring to?The LOCKSMITHS ADVERTISEMENTS!Tamade! They promote their services by pasting stickers everywhere! As you can see, even the power box downstairs my house was not spared!Look at my doorbell. And for your info, everytime i peel them off, a new one get's pasted there!

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-33264070162940143632007-05-10T09:30:00.000+08:002007-05-10T09:46:17.695+08:00

Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Venom, Sandman...What do they have in common?They're all the bad guys who tried to kill Spider-man but unsuccessful.Maybe they should have tried using the item below. Could have worked u noe!Wacth out Spidey! The bad guys noes your weakness now!! Bwahahaha!! (evil laugh)

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-72977720341450073172007-05-09T11:30:00.000+08:002007-05-09T11:34:03.440+08:00

So you think you know ur music very well? Well, here's a good time to test on that. The picture below contains 74 names of musicians/bands/artists. See how many u can find...Answers in the comments section.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-38257356493223387622007-05-07T09:15:00.000+08:002007-05-06T23:50:02.574+08:00

They say imitation is the best form of flattery. Well, that depends on how u see it. Come to think of it, we humans are great copycats. It's a case of life imitates life.Dun believe me?How did u learned to brush your teeth? Or use the telephone. Or tie ur shoelaces. Somehow u get to know how to do it by imitating others. Would u have known how to use it if u were never 'taught' on how to use it?

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-57859193713598108192007-05-04T12:10:00.000+08:002007-05-07T12:45:19.471+08:00

I luuuuuurrrrrrrrrrve zombies. Compared to vampires, werewolves, ghouls or any types of ghosts, zombies are my favourite evil beings. I dunno why.Zombies are re-animated dead humans. They're basically corpse walking around. They have simple motor skills such as walking and have the desire to feed on human flesh.They're a bit like cannibals u see. I find this very interesting. It's horror,

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-36090311848488320502007-05-02T16:08:00.000+08:002007-05-02T16:11:16.643+08:00

Sex sells. It's a proven method. It's an attention grabber. Tried and tested.In fact, just to prove it's effectiveness, i posted in my malay blog with the title 'Nude Malay Girls Pics' and everybody started reading it only to find out there was nothing there! Kekeke! Kena sabo!Anyway, sex is something which everybody can relate to. That is why some commercials or advertisements are well

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-65557880124514233702007-05-01T09:00:00.000+08:002007-05-02T00:05:56.309+08:00

Bras, thongs, g-strings, underwears.There is one thing that i do not understand about them. Why the HELL do they cost so much when in fact compared to other clothing type, they use the least material?C'mon. How many meters of cloth does it need to make a panty compared to a shirt? It really baffles me man. Haha!Anyway, today i'm gonna talk about these innerwear. They come in all sort of shapes

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-78515048843800470032007-04-28T22:58:00.000+08:002007-04-28T22:53:49.869+08:00

Yup. I'm back after a month of absence from writing at my blog. Sure feels nice to come back.Missed me? Awwww..... Come here. Give kor-kor a big hug. How 'bout a big (FRENCH) kiss? Haha!Anyway, during those times i've enjoyed reading other people's blog. It's interesting to read what others tink and their stand towards certain issues.Well, different people have different ways of writing their

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-41440733328278069612007-03-28T12:03:00.000+08:002007-04-11T12:35:37.923+08:00

Ok. This will be my last post in the month of March before i go for a long vacation. Dun be sad. It'll onli be for a month. Kor-kor promise will return k.When it comes to sumthing creative and innovative, the Japanese sure has a way of doing it. They can come up with all sorts of things i tell u. Give them a magic-8 ball and a Russian doll and wad do u get?UNAZUKIN!How do they work? Well, u ask

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-10209576232349414082007-03-23T12:38:00.000+08:002007-03-25T10:54:38.164+08:00

It's that time again where i will be taking a break from writing and opening an invitation to anybody who wish to write at my blog for the whole month of April.How to do this? Just send me wat u have written to my email khairul_aj@yahoo.com.sg and i'll post it up for you. It's that simple..If there is nobody to write, then you'll be seeing this post for the whole month of April.I want to rest lah

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-16156946906845747482007-03-22T12:12:00.000+08:002007-03-22T12:34:58.175+08:00

It's amazing wat people would think off these days. I was surfing through the web one day when i came across sumthing interesting.A USB Dog!Wah lau eh! Wat da hell is this? So i find out more about this thing lah. It's called USB Humping Dog. Haha! Funni leh. It's actually a novelty item where you stick the dog into a usb drive of ur PC or laptop and the dog will start humping. Wait till u see it

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-8761945735139299722007-03-20T09:00:00.000+08:002007-03-20T15:55:09.725+08:00

This post is dedicated to all who are still skooling and so itchy to get into working life. U all think working life fun is it? Ur head ah! Of course u get to have your own money but if u ask me, i'd rather be skooling and still get to enjoy Youth Day and Children's Day.Anyway, working life is not the same as skooling life. Some of you may have to go through some kind of office politics at ur

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-56452386168803752622007-03-19T10:00:00.000+08:002007-03-19T12:17:10.323+08:00

Warning!The following post that you are about to read contains profanity.Viewer discretion is advised.Perhaps some of you may have received calls on your mobile phone from persons unknown telling you that you have won something or to join a certain club/membership. I recently received these type of calls. Dunno how the hell they can get my number! But this one is kinda special lah.I was at work

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-73634951361328840422007-03-17T20:24:00.000+08:002007-03-17T20:47:43.274+08:00

If there is a sport which i love to watch but couldn't participate in, it would be F1 racing. And now, the F1 season has started for dis year starting off at Melbourne, Australia. Crikey mate!F1 is short for Formula One. Dun ask me why they called it dat way. I oso dunno. F1 cars are a technological marvel. They are designed and constructed using the most advanced technology man has ever thought

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-35416092462462057622007-03-11T14:13:00.000+08:002007-03-11T14:53:08.812+08:00

I was at a shopping centre jalan2 when i saw a booth selling model kits out of wood. Seems interesting leh. When i was younger, i used to build model cars and aeroplanes and when i'm older, i only watch nude models. Haha!! So i guessed this would not be much of a difference.There were many models to choose from. Got cars, aeroplanes and famous landmarks such as the San Francisco Bridge as well as

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-25439545186569539532007-03-03T14:37:00.000+08:002007-03-03T18:10:11.254+08:00

Ok. Today i'm going to solve one of the world's greatest mystery. For centuries people have all said that this Khairul guy is very the free. There has been reasons for people to think so.Firstly, this Khairul can write a blog. Almost everyday some more! Wah lau eh! And that's not all.Secondly, he even keeps two blogs! And in a different language!!! Wow! Amazing huh!So now, let's see if this

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-51651991541554052372007-03-02T09:00:00.000+08:002007-03-01T23:04:41.595+08:00

Take a look at the video below supposedly to be the sequel of the movie Titanic.(I advise you to pause the video first and let the red bar complete loading. Trust me. It's worth the wait)Of course it's not real lah! This Titanic parody trailer took footages from 23 films and was released on April 3rd 2006. It has managed to fool many who had hoped that such a movie was ever made. Amazing huh.But

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-15653600013241597042007-03-01T12:06:00.000+08:002007-03-01T12:17:59.761+08:00

Remember this? ->( http://khairulaj.blogspot.com/2007/02/swiss-army-bottle.html )Well, i managed to get another view of the bottle. And this is what it looks like..Wah! The bottle got name sia! I wonder who it belongs to? Haha!Hmmm... dis person quite creative hor. Dun u agree? (say YES say YES or else she will get very angry. she veli fierce you noe!) Look at the way she design the name. So

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-33576306464762592762007-02-28T12:11:00.000+08:002007-03-01T11:09:02.616+08:00

A friend of mine who is a mother of two described her personal experience at her blog when her child asked her 'bout the birds and the bees. Of course she was taken aback by such a question as she had never expected it. At least.. not just yet.Soon, other people replied to her post expressing their concerns over such issues and recommended a few solutions to handle such a situation.We are Asians.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-43350077137840490132007-02-26T10:38:00.000+08:002007-02-26T10:37:36.242+08:00

Some people love the iPod. Some wants to own an iPod. Some owns an iPod. Yup. U noe who u r.So for all my friends who really likes this technological wonder, i present to you some of iPod's best promotional videos. Enjoy! (n dun forget to turn on the volume)iPod UselessiPod FleaShuffle RevolutioniPad

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-72621606522178157582007-02-23T14:41:00.000+08:002007-02-23T14:45:31.180+08:00

This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars ..........but there are always some exceptions.Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-66457722443637592132007-02-22T09:47:00.001+08:002007-02-22T09:47:27.208+08:00

Some of us probably has a favourite place to hang out or eat out after a hectic day of work. It could be the ambiance. The staffs. The food. The 'char bo'. Haha!I have a favourite chilling out place and it's located opposite Bukit Timah Shopping Center. It's called 'Al-Azhar Restaurant'. I've been a regular there for almost 6 years now.Apart from the 'char bo's who like to look at me (hehe), the

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-43975061406703807242007-02-21T09:00:00.000+08:002007-02-20T22:54:31.969+08:00

Can anybody tell me where i can get this magazine?Must be an interesting read. (for women i guess) Haha!

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-46774840952166427222007-02-19T12:00:00.000+08:002007-02-19T11:53:32.398+08:00

I was actually unwilling about writing this here. It's like washing ur dirty linen in public. But i had to let you all know the truth.This may come to as a shock to some of you who knew both of us.We have been together for almost 7 years. We have gone thru so many things together. Both good and bad times.But it has come to a point that i couldn't be with her anymore.Some of you may say that i'm

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-77283307681908766962007-02-17T18:57:00.000+08:002007-02-17T19:15:43.638+08:00

It was February 14 when i dropped by Orchard Road to do some shopping right after work. Wah! Pack sia!Aiyoh...!No wonder lah. Valentine's Day. People all go 'pak tor'ing. Almost everywhere i can see gals carrying flowers. I guess love is in the air at that time. There were those also who took advantage of the situation by selling roses at the five foot way for $50 per bouquet. Wah lau eh! More

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-63785139635552826112007-02-16T09:43:00.000+08:002007-02-17T19:19:49.685+08:00

It was mornin and i was preparing my daily dosage of caffeine at the pantry.U noe lah hor. At the pantry can see water dispenser, kettle, mugs and water bottles. I saw one of my friend's water bottle near the water dispensing machine. Looks normal to me. It's onli when i see it closely did i realise at the cover of the bottle got...COMPASS!!Fwah! So stylo sia! Call me suaku but this is the first

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-35532173593707743362007-02-15T09:00:00.000+08:002007-02-15T00:00:12.584+08:00

This post serves as a reminder on the danger of driving while in the state of fatigue.Yesterday i got into an accident. I fell asleep while i was at the wheel!When i woke up, my car was in such a terrible condition. It was really very shocking.So everybody, if u're tired, do take time to rest first before driving. I am so grateful to be alive and lived to tell the story.U can see the condition of

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-33128118285555247932007-02-13T11:07:00.001+08:002007-02-13T11:08:13.611+08:00

I love cats. In fact i own two of them. Both are still kittens. Active, playful and mischievous.They're such gentle creatures and great companions. Even though they may not be dubbed 'Man's Best Friend'.BUT! I hate it when cats are being portrayed as evil or the bad guys. Tamade! Animacist! (got such word or not?).Just take a look at cartoons. Sylvester is the baddie.In the movie 'Cats and Dogs'.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-27078577152954804432007-02-12T09:00:00.000+08:002007-02-12T02:32:48.591+08:00

I'm now on to my second Sony Ericsson handphone. I've even managed to 'convert' ALL my younger siblings into using a Sony Ericsson handphone.For all u non sony ericsson handphone users, u've probably wondering what is so great or special about this brand.Of course one cannot argue with personal preference.As i have mentioned before in my previous post, I have used a numbers of brands before. Each

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-37818966517048397762007-02-11T21:59:00.000+08:002007-02-11T10:55:05.879+08:00

I'm thinking of having a link section at my blog to link to other blog sites.I know that some of you are bloggers too and i wanted to add in my links page but some of you may not agree with this as u've might want certain friends only to read.But if u dun mind, do consider having a link from my page. Yup, it's a nice feeling to know that somebody or someone reads ur blog. It doesn't matter if ur

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-74603073368299346822007-02-09T16:18:00.000+08:002007-02-09T01:54:17.819+08:00

I used to have a Friendster account. But after about a year, i decided to close it down for good.Reason?I don't see the point of it becoz it has failed in my main objective.People join Friendster for various reasons. But i believe making friends is the whole point of it.But wats the point if your Friendster contact list is someone whom you already knew? For what? It defeated the purpose! I'm

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-36874654016718850512007-02-08T10:31:00.000+08:002007-02-08T10:43:01.912+08:00

Korean drama serials are a big hit with the gals here. I oso dunno why. Good meh?They say after watching, sure cry lah. Story very touching lah. The guy veli handsome lah. (come to think of it, any guy who enters TV automatic become handsome one.)I've never seen any of these shows. Probably i've no time or not interested. U ask me to watch? Don't lah. Please dun torture me like this! I'd rather u

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-17775774857934568752007-02-07T09:00:00.000+08:002007-02-07T12:01:10.848+08:00

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-11895417581067018752007-02-05T16:43:00.000+08:002007-02-05T22:19:49.881+08:00

Today, sumthing funny happened.A couple of my friends were waiting for the lift to get to our office. Our office is on the 4th floor. It was 8.55am and we were already late for work for about 10 mins.So when the lift came, we all stepped inside and the button for 4th floor was pressed. Little did we knew that the lift was going to the basement first to pick up a passenger.Aiyoh...! Already late..

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-42718085662154666462007-02-03T07:49:00.000+08:002007-02-04T17:15:01.522+08:00

I have this calendar on my desk at work.Does THAT make me a pervert/dirty minded?Comments please.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-26458778496916045322007-02-02T12:05:00.000+08:002007-02-02T12:08:24.580+08:00

Recently i watched a tv show which shows a stepmother ill-treating her stepchildren. Come to think of it, all shows (Malay ones especially) depicts stepmothers as evil.Never leh i watched show which shows that the stepmother is good. Sure evil or bad one! Dunno why. Beat up child lah.. Never give food lah... Ask to renovate the house lah.. Make concealed wiring lah... Try to poison lah. After

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-72893997369821600582007-02-01T09:10:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:20:30.600+08:00

My first younger bro went for a back-packing trip to the European countries somewhere in the month of November and December last year.Normal lah. Come back from trip sure must buy souvenirs mah. But to get a souvenir for a person like me easy lah. Smokers mah. U either get lighter or ashtray. (sian leh. always get the same kind)Of course he bought other things. One of the interesting things that

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-46731522484486137432007-01-31T12:00:00.000+08:002007-01-31T17:59:44.729+08:00

Hi all,On Tuesday afternoon 30th January 2007, someone stole my wheels during my 12:00pm to 1.00pm lunch break and I am appealing for witnesses.It is really hard for me to get around now and I have to walk everywhere. If anyone saw anything, please let me know. I am even prepared to offer a reasonable reward.It's not so much the fact they're gone because they can be replaced - I just don't want

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-64778199081310575902007-01-30T09:00:00.000+08:002007-01-31T22:57:39.779+08:00

I just don't understand humans. Why? Becoz they can be so idiotic. Today, i'm gonna write one of humans stupidity.U've probably come across items such as waterproof, shockproof, scratchproof and many other kinds of proof. Now, there are people out there knowing that a certain item can withstand a certain condition, love to test it out to see if it could really meet what the makers claim.NB!! For

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-36903929373965019782007-01-26T09:00:00.000+08:002007-01-31T22:58:07.452+08:00

Roti prata. What was once considered as a breakfast food is now available round the clock. People now eat it during lunch, dinner and even supper.Usually people eat it with curry. Children usually eat it with sugar. Today, 'Kor-kor' show u how it is eaten the 'Kor-kor's way.. Mmmm.... freshly baked prata. Crispy on the outside. Tender on the inside. First, the curry. U spread it over the prata.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-45680908507180312112007-01-25T12:30:00.000+08:002007-01-31T22:58:42.393+08:00

My parents are make a little bit of noise over my younger bro's choice of girlfriend. They cannot accept the fact yet that she is 4 years older than him. I guess 4 years is too much for them to accept. They even asked me to advise my bro on gettin a younger girl. (can u imagine asking a crazy person to advise? haha!)Well... it's sumthing that i cannot do. Why? Becoz to me, i see nothing wrong

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-14938721642484456372007-01-24T12:00:00.000+08:002007-01-31T22:59:16.679+08:00

Some of my friends know that i have a lot of jokes in hand but they are mostly in Malay. They even asked me to translate it to English. Not easy leh actually. Some jokes sounds funnier in a certain languange. However, not wanting to dissapoint them, i translate one for you all to read. I hope you enjoy it.Ah Boy wants to buy a birthday present for his new girlfriend, Ah Girl. So he asked his

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-60838355635440884572007-01-23T17:10:00.000+08:002007-01-31T22:59:40.764+08:00

One day, i kaypo2 lah go to my friend's desk. She's a very busy woman i tell u! Always got things to do one. I oso dunnoe what. Haha!Anyway, I noticed she has a dictionary at her place. Wah! I said to myself. Tis friend of mine must be very intellectual leh. U can see that it's been used quite often judging by the condition of it's covers.So, i picked up the dictionary lah to see it's content. I

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-31806076969736272372007-01-23T10:27:00.000+08:002007-01-31T23:00:07.206+08:00

This post goes out to all the snails that i have stepped on.I'm really really really sorry for stepping on u guys.It is purely unintentional and i feel very bad whenever i step on one. The sight of a broken shell really breaks my heart.Please accept my sincerest apology.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-18250809456949256622007-01-22T13:40:00.000+08:002007-01-31T23:00:34.621+08:00

I was going through my cupboard to clear out some old stuffs when i found sumthing which was once popular... The PAGER!It's amazing how technology has progressed over the years leaving this gadget obselete.In the 90's, pagers were Hot man! So many brands and models. Besides the big providers such as SingTel, there's also Sunpage and Hutchison Paging.However, pagers are quite limited in it's usage

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-13730036167237495372007-01-19T14:46:00.000+08:002007-01-31T23:01:07.651+08:00

Ok. Here's sumthing which i do not understand.Many of us use handphones. And normally we would place the handphones at the side of our face when we speak. But how come got people speak as if they're using the walkie-talkie??!!U noe... place the handphone at the ear to hear and bring the mouthpiece to the mouth when they speak.. and keep doing it until the conversation ends. Wah lau eh!!! For what

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-80992347847287318472007-01-18T09:00:00.000+08:002007-01-31T23:01:39.895+08:00

My friends think whenever i go for my reservist i very the 'senang' one. They say i sleep only. Well, on behalf of all those who have to go for reservist, i have this to say:KNN! U all tink very 'senang' is it? Ur head ah! Still got to do work mah. Where got 'kena' called and do nothing. Seow! U tink i waste garmen money is it!!? Tamade!Come, let me all show u wat is it like having to go for

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-1073126521143066182007-01-17T16:45:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:24:46.362+08:00

Most of us have best friends or good buddies, wadever u call it. Perhaps having sumthing in common or thinking in the same 'frequency' makes you all close. Most of the time, our best friend is someone who is of the same sex as us.But, can a guy and a gal be best friends and not fall in love with each other? They call this type of relationship... 'platonic'. Which means there is no desire for one

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-44772506011816118842007-01-16T21:30:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:25:16.077+08:00

Many of my friends think i'm crazy. In fact, i believe all of my friends think i'm crazy. I just want to say sumthing:STOP IT OK! I'M FED-UP AND SICK OF ALL THESE NAMES CALLING! IT'S GETTING VERY IRRITATING! SHUT THE 'F' UP!!!!Haha! Got u there. U all tink im angry ah? I'm not angry or mad with such comments. In fact i'm actually quite proud of it. Where else can you find a crazy person and still

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-72411338491783657592007-01-15T22:40:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:25:54.547+08:00

A colleague at work recently resigned last month. And i didn't know about it until it was her last day. Am i being ignorant about wats happening around me? Have i become a 'mountain tortoise'?I'm not the kind who would sit around in groups unless you want to hear my dirty jokes. Haha! I'm also not the type who would revel in office politics or lunch gossips. I guess dats why i may not be updated

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-46901387766754808412007-01-14T11:10:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:26:37.592+08:00

I was having a conversation with my 'talk-anithing-under-the-sun' kakis at work. One of them complained she was having split ends. And so i learnt a few things about hair such as 'straightening', 'rebonding' and 'extensions'.Well one thing lead to another and soon we were discussing on the reasons and purpose of hair. Firstly, armpit hair. I mean, why is it there in the first place? At least

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-1165237325775355342007-01-13T11:00:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:23:52.646+08:00

Hmmm... it seems more and more of my friends, be it young or old, have started to blog. I've known mothers of 2 even started blogging. Dats good. Keep it up! Blogging is not bad. It helps u keep up with ur writing skills and at the same time keep up with the ever growing change in technology trend.Blogging helps to close up the generation gap between father/mother with their child or other family

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-47159570616263702007-01-12T09:00:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:27:01.251+08:00

Got this from a friend (the mother of one who 'bedek' onli to be innocent). Tot of sharing it here...Apparently there's this mother who has a child in the kindergarten and the children were told to draw a pair of scissors. See wat it comes out lookin instead...hehe...

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-25574102819514187512007-01-11T08:14:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:27:37.982+08:00

Got this from a friend thru an email...Pre-school children were asked the following question:In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?Look carefully at the picture.Do you know the answer? The only possible answers are "left" or "right."Think about it. Still don't know? Okay, I'll tell you.The pre-schoolers all answered "right"When asked:Why do you think the bus is traveling in the

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-14320167259693476842007-01-09T13:30:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:28:47.976+08:00

FREE.This word is the most overused, misused and underated word when it comes to work. How come people always say...Eh, free ah?And that to be 'free' is.... WRONG!? Wa lau eh! Ur telling me u cannot be free at work? R u mad?And wat does busy realli means? If u say that you are busy but still can afford to have small talk, go for a tea break or check ur mail at Yahoo or MSN at work that ur one BIG

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-1165226191005708072007-01-09T08:44:00.000+08:002007-02-01T00:22:53.930+08:00

Every year my company would sent all its staffs for a yearly medical checkup. U noe lah hor.. The usual... Take blood lah... take urine sample lah... take sperm sample lah... heheh, just kidding.Then u have to go for an ECG (the thing where they paste u with so many wires to see how ur heart is) and an x-ray. At the end of the day, u'll get a report of ur health condition and a film of an x-ray

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-56637867771705254822007-01-07T02:14:00.000+08:002007-02-01T13:24:58.533+08:00

You've probably heard of the saying,Such a small world.Such a saying arises when people bump into someone they once knew where distance should have been limiting a chance of such a thing from happening. Be it in the same country or overseas.I often bump into my national service friend every now and then. In a year i think got at least 5 times! At shopping center lah.. coffee shop lah... toilet

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-5738784509192663692007-01-04T22:10:00.000+08:002007-01-31T17:41:17.520+08:00

SEX.Sumthing which many of us shy away from asking or discussing openly. Perhaps it's our upbringing. Our conservative nature. Our values. Sex should be discussed openly. It helps to prevent misconception and misunderstanding.Let me ask u all a question. How did u all FIRST find out that the act of sex involves inserting a male private part (also known as penis, cock, dick) into a female private

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-4870119157264198592006-12-18T01:21:00.000+08:002007-01-11T08:49:20.270+08:00

Hello everyone! I'm Bindhu, Khairul's friend and I'm crashing his blog!Haha.. Well, today I'm going to blog about the Importance of Showering.This blog is for all those stinky fellas out there!!Okay.. Before I begin, I want to ask you stinkies 5 simple questions.1) Do you guys think that you smell like roses after waking up in the morning? Well I got news for you! You don't! You smell like f***

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-1165506954752479002006-12-08T09:00:00.000+08:002007-01-08T01:49:02.840+08:00

Yes! I’m crashing into Khairul’s blog.Let me introduce myself first before anyone says that I’m a hacker. I’m Khadijah, Khairul’s one and only youngest sister. No, my parents didn’t use Khairul’s initial name to come out with my name. It just happened. Anyway, I’m a student in a tertiary school. I’m friendly yet quite unfriendly at times. I love singing. I’m quite mischievous and lastly I’m nice.

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-1165372487841211522006-12-06T10:33:00.000+08:002006-12-07T12:21:15.110+08:00

Surprised to see me here? Well, as i have mentioned in my earlier post, i would not be posting any more till next year. But i've decided to do sumthing.I would like to invite anybody who would be interested to write at my blog. You can write about anything, about wat u feel, as long as it doesn't involve religion, race or politics. And oh yes. Try to keep the profanity at a minimum. Later all the

Khairulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31744576.post-1163835090604931812006-11-20T09:30:00.000+08:002007-01-12T01:27:05.060+08:00

Soccer. There are however some who dun understand why the world's most popular sport involves 22 men on a field chasing one ball when each man already has their own balls. Got 2 some more! Haha!Aniwae, for this post i'm gonna write about a futsal tournament which was held recently by my company last Saturday. And this is the Official Blog for the tournament! Why? Becoz nobody else write about it

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